The Telegraph says NZ premier Jacinda Ardern’s covid policy is “disastrous” – 11 epic takedowns

Sex is banned indoors for ‘tier 2’ couples living apart and the jokes came thick and fast

Donald Trump said he may leave the US if Joe Biden wins – favourite 13 things people said about it

This mash-up of BBC News and Yes, Minister perfectly nails the state we’re in

What Ceefax would have looked like had the pandemic happened in the ’90s

Optical illusion of the week

Bette Midler’s Donald Trump takedown wins comeback of the day

That’s not my Facebook Friend…

This fish playing peekaboo might help take the edge off just a little bit

Donald Trump retweeted a spoof news story about Twitter and Joe Biden and it’s perfect

‘Snitches get stitches’

The joy of this dog after it has its prosthetic legs fitted is the content we needed right now

Your weekly coronavirus-free funny tweet zone – our 25 favourites

Turns out we might not have properly thought this through

This ‘rural landscape’ isn’t what it seems and it’s blowing people’s minds

This woman told Donald Trump he’s so handsome when he smiles – only 9 responses you need

Steve Martin has got his Halloween costume ready – and we can’t see anyone beating it

This doctor’s takedown of a troll who questioned why Joe Biden wore two masks is supremely satisfying