A student’s note complaining about their neighbour’s noisy sex was good but the reply was even better

Vincent Price’s Muppet Show appearance was a scary delight

Divers are sharing the scariest things they’ve seen under water – 11 terrifying tales

Susanna Reid skewered Matt Hancock’s policy claims and it’s crucial viewing – our 7 favourite reactions

A Labour MP kept accusing a male politician of ‘mansplaining’ and you’ll be facepalming into next week

John Bercow “singing” Danger, High Voltage is a fitting tribute to the retiring Speaker

Trump shared a photo of himself giving an award to the hero dog – 14 ruff comments

This doctor’s takedown of an anti-vaxxer’s Halloween costume mocking measles is one for the history books

Jess Phillips’ killer pause was a brilliant takedown of Boris Johnson’s parenting skills

Dick Braine’s quit as UKIP leader and the jokes wrote themselves

This woman crashed her car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone thought the blood was real

14 killer Halloween costumes to inspire your party plans

A horror novelist shared a terrifying memory – and we may never sleep again

Lizzo’s ‘Truth Hurts’ in the style of the Hocus Pocus witches is a freaky Halloween treat

This bodybuilder had the perfect response after his picture was used in a meme about slapping mums

A very clever comeback, regardless of your politics

The Trumps couldn’t even dish out Halloween treats without messing up

The woman’s response to this guy saying he’s an ‘astrophysicist’ is the greatest dating show moment