Piers Morgan made a dick joke about someone’s name and ended up owned by Richard Herring

A nail artist slapped a red-hot burn on the person begrudging her a life

A journalist trolled Greta Thunberg for never having to ‘work a day in her life’ – 5 perfect comebacks

Donald Trump said he abandoned the Kurds because they ‘didn’t help in WW2’ – 5 appalled reactions

The sale of this signed MAGA hat is the very definition of irony

People are pointing out this Daily Mail vaccination campaign’s rank hypocrisy (but glad it’s changed its mind)

A Brexiter said he’d rather eat grass than be in the EU – 9 mooving responses

Whoever updated Agatha Christie’s Wikipedia page after that Coleen Rooney tweet – take the rest of the day off

When your calendar’s hedging its bets

Liz Truss attempting a Coleen Rooney joke is an excruciating watch – the only 5 reactions you need

This atmospheric “night singing” video is seriously creeping people out

An English LBC caller in Portugal voted Leave to end Freedom of Movement

Plot twist: Coleen Rooney might not be the ingenious detective we all thought

Simply 16 of the funniest Coleen Rooney-Rebekah Vardy jokes

‘I said “Ralf with F” and this is what happened’

Fox News just made a giant arse of itself

When you’re reading the news but you’ve also brought your children to the studio

A happy consequence of the Coleen Rooney saga is the clarification the Sun is having to put on stories about her