This professor’s door looks open but it’s actually closed and it’s brilliant

Dear Abby wins comeback of the week

People enjoyed how this person dealt with the ‘hacker’ who threatened to destroy their phone

Simply 17 things that Dominic Cummings looks like

The Guardian’s cryptic crossword had a secret message for readers not keen on Brexit

The Daily Mail’s been digging for dirt on the Boris Johnson judges and it’s shocking stuff

Someone’s put the wrong words to the Old Spice music and it hits all the right notes

The unexpected plot twist in this newspaper’s ‘missing person’ story is A++

Furious James Martin is now identifying as an Otter and it might not be entirely what he intended

There was something missing from these front pages and you can probably guess why

The govt put out a Brexit video about the joy of duty free booze – only 6 replies you need

Most extraordinary catch you’ll ever see in a game of cricket

How Donald Trump refers to his son is very funny and very, very weird

Simply 14 fabulous Telegraph takedowns after it compared Nigel Farage to a ‘Brexit Icarus’

Simply 24 times David Baddiel took down the trolls, one hater at a time

Donald Trump talking on 9/11 about how he had the biggest tower has gone viral all over again

This Reddit thread about a woman’s crush on her roommate had everyone on the edge of their seats

Boris Johnson misled the Queen and these are the only 6 responses you need