The Irish PM said he’d be Boris Johnson’s ‘Athena’ and it’s the subtlest, most savage burn you’ll hear this week

Donald Trump attacked ‘filthy mouthed’ Chrissy Teigen and her comeback was perfect (and filthy)

Piers Morgan’s not overly keen on the idea of a female James Bond – only 4 replies you need

Boris Johnson’s fidgeting while he is schooled by Irish PM Leo Varadkar is today’s oddest thing

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s dietary habits confirm everything you ever thought about him

This Sunday Times list of the UK’s ‘100 top influencers’ will make you feel very old indeed

Ringo Starr’s gone viral all over again with his pro-Brexit comments – the only 4 replies you need

Boris Johnson was just totally owned by Irish PM Leo Varadkar and it’s a brutal watch

Guess who was in the room next door to Boris Johnson’s Commons questions

Could there be a better number plate for an ambulance?

14 funny reactions to the Scottish police’s “grab bag” advice

An argument about a fridge and a ham gave everyone chills

This supercut of Sandi Toksvig hugging people is the tonic you didn’t know you needed

Jeremy Hunt’s post about mental health provision is the self-own of the year – the only 7 takedowns you need

There’s something really creepy about this motion-capture suit being removed

21 hilarious curses Dominic Cummings will definitely want to avoid

A journalist claimed people would attack the PM for eating a sandwich and the irony was off the scale

‘If you’ve had a rough week watch this little girl show her daddy a magic trick’