Simply 37 times God won at Twitter

Katherine Ryan asked Twitter about her spider fright and there were some very biting replies

Children’s BBC ranked their favourite programmes and it’s fair to say not everyone agreed

Most infuriating thing you’ll see this week

‘Watching News at Ten and saw a reporter with no eyes and a big beard’

‘Favourite second par of the year from today’s Daily Star’

21 times people suffered the abject humiliation of mispronouncing a word in public

This tale of a guy who drove away from a petrol station without his girlfriend is just epic

Twitter exchange of the day

Six Ways to Divide British Accents

This MMA chat didn’t go the way they were expecting and it’s a knockout

This anti-vaxxer said she’d homeschool her kids rather than vaccinate them and ended up totally schooled

Angry bride-to-be complains about her maid of honour getting engaged and it’s an all-time classic of its type

James Acaster talking about mental health on TalkSport went viral and it’s 3 minutes very well spent

This clip of cheap CCTV footage is 11 seconds well spent

People are enjoying this Channel 4 video in which its stars read out viewer complaints about them

Of all the weird things in this Liz Truss picture, the framed dog photo is the weirdest

Donald Trump cancelled his Denmark visit because they won’t sell him Greeland – only 5 replies you need