15 relatable things that people used to like – but don’t now

This pup trying to snaffle a blueberry through a glass table is the picture of frustration

15 times Satiregram hilariously nailed the very worst Instagrammer habits

McDonald’s has released a range of food-scented candles – the 11 hottest burns

Trump’s doctor had to hide veg in his mash – these 5 people made a meal of it

People are discovering Dick Pound for the first time and it’s a welcome relief from everything else right now

This viewer was confused by Chernobyl and wins facepalm of the week

This proudly homophobic American made a very satisfying schoolboy error

‘How Canadians get off planes’ is a salutary lesson for us all

This man’s joyful attempt to make a giant Cadbury’s Creme Egg went viral because people loved it so much

Dominic Cummings’ father-in-law has written to the Times and wait ’til you get to the address

It’s a small world after all – 14 amazing coincidences

The seagull on the left is as hard AF

Comeback of the week (AKA just idiots bickering on Twitter)

Brian Bilston’s Pancake Day poem is flipping marvellous

Freeloader of the week

Christopher Wren’s burn for the jobsworths who told him to put in extra columns echoes through the ages

“Wine with Matt O’Brien” has the wine reviews you didn’t even know you needed