Eton pupils get a day off when an alumnus becomes PM – the only five takedowns you need

Boris Johnson made his PM Commons debut and he’s basically Joffrey Baratheon in a fat suit

The BBC got over-excited by the hot weather and was brutally slapped down by the internet

19 favourite things people are saying about the record-breaking hot weather

This play in two acts is basically 2019 to date

14 scathing collective nouns for Boris Johnson’s cabinet

The Mirror warned women not to put lollies in their vagina – only 5 replies you need

Just 23 very funny things that David Mellor looks like

Jeremy Corbyn once signed a motion backing an asteroid to wipe out humanity – and it’s looking less crazy every day

James Blunt apologised for not releasing any new music and it’s the best thing he’s done this year

These instructions for fitting a doorbell are disturbingly accurate

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This lizard has gone viral because it chases a ball just like a dog

Michael Spicer’s “Room next door” take on Boris Johnson’s speech is note perfect

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Enjoy Ian Hislop totally owning new Home Sec Priti Patel over her support for capital punishment

Larry the Cat had the best commentary on Boris Johnson becoming PM – 13 favourite takes

Simply 13 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and the Queen