This emoji doesn’t mean what this school’s health clinic thinks it means

Self-own of the week

How to take down bigots

This author had the perfect response to the person who said his textbook made him cry

This dog really wants some food but he doesn’t want to make it too obvious

Terrible news layout of the day

‘My cat sitting on the back of my chair looks like she’s wearing a leather jacket’

A barista subtly called out a rude customer – and asks “Am I the Asshole?”

Italy’s Got Talent had an unbelievable balancing act with a featherlight touch

Priti Patel pledged to crack down on ‘counter-terrorist offenders’ and people are confused

A farewell to the EU projected onto the White Cliffs of Dover gave people feelings

Prince William’s face after Rebel Wilson’s Prince Andrew and Harry jokes deserved a Bafta all of its own

This doctor giving a baby an injection has next-level distraction skills

Want to dress up as Jürgen Klopp? Olaf Falafel has the thrifty answer

8 stylish takedowns of the woman fighting climate change with vintage Chanel

Daniel Hannan’s Brexit post wasn’t the zinger it seemed – 9 swift rebuttals

Nish Kumar fronted a Horrible Histories Brexit special and these people were FURIOUS

Sajid Javid said he was off to ‘north England’ and the entire internet shook its head