Musician Jim Corr’s bad take on vaccination gave people the needle – 9 savage clapbacks

This is the funniest answer to an exercise question you’ll see today

Joe Heenan’s guide to beating the heat is the only one you need

Handing in your notice via a sympathy card is so extra

The woman who married a pirate ghost says they’re splitting up – arrr 12 favourite reactions

If the makers had shown this to just ONE woman it would have been redesigned

There’s a Facebook page where users post as people of a certain age and it’s a wild ride

These cows trying to scare off a Canada goose is a very enjoyable watch

Scam letter of the day

Just a lovely little thread about school trips that will make you nostalgic and glad you’re not a teacher

This old Smashie and Nicey clip went viral and it’s a lovely retro treat

The escaped polar bear drill is even better than the one with the lion

This bride-to-be’s guests wouldn’t pay for her 60k wedding and it’s an epic, rollercoaster of a rant

London Zoo’s Pride Month celebration is adorable

This doctor had the perfect response to Jeremy Hunt after he called Boris Johnson a ‘coward’

The most hilariously honest pregnancy F.A.Q.s you’ll see today

There’s a theory about Boris Johnson’s model bus nonsense and it will blow your mind

Alien: Resurrection wins the “wrong answers only” film meme prize – 23 perfect shots