David Cameron had his say on Theresa May’s ‘no confidence’ vote and got entirely the replies he deserved

Simply the only takedown you need of Jacob Rees-Mogg after he said this about Theresa May

28 really stupid (and very funny) things people did when they were too young to know better

A man sent his wife a spreadsheet of all the excuses she gave not to have sex (and this goes straight to the top)

This person tried to give away their sofa and what happened will ring true with anyone who’s done something similar

The brilliant Stewart Lee on Brexit is 52 seconds to make your day better

Stephen Mangan started a debate about what you call the end of a loaf and now he probably wishes he hadn’t

Theresa May’s ‘best bits’ in the style of someone evicted from Big Brother is funny and very clever

Theresa May got locked in her own car – funniest 14 things people said about it

These 21 wrong words that children have accidentally used are better than the originals

Donald Trump tops ‘modern Christmas cracker jokes’ competition (and it’s not fake news)

This woman’s date was an hour late and his response makes her furious rant even better

Donald Trump tweeted about a “smocking gun” and the burns kept coming – 22 of the hottest

This mum applied for a nursing job she was totally unqualified for and totally lost it when she was rejected

Britain’s weirdest tourist attraction has had a Christmas makeover

This detail about how hermit crabs find a home is blowing people’s minds

This Brexit analogy went viral because it’s funny and totally nails it – and prompted all sorts of cheesy puns

An MP grabbed the mace in the House of Commons and these are the funniest 19 things people said about it