This 75 y/o woman vowing to ignore the government’s ‘stupid’ self-isolation advice will have you facepalming into the next life

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This so-called influencer’s attempt to get a free portrait takes the breath away

Just a perfect takedown of anyone who still doubts the worth of washing your hands

Dr Karl wins comeback of the week

Just 14 simply perfect doormats

Laughter won’t kill coronavirus but it’s a good excuse for peeing yourself – 21 favourite jokes

Someone left a topical surprise for the next person to remodel their bathroom

This 6-year-old guitarist’s performance has gone viral, and we’re in awe

Forget Mike Ashley – this hilarious home gym sketch shows you can get fit without kit

This simple request for a recipe didn’t go at all as expected

Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline turned out to be the perfect hand-washing song

12 favourite reactions to the UK’s new lockdown rules

‘Fantastic last sentence’

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This woman’s epic conference call fail is a salutary lesson never to take your laptop to the bathroom

Simply 23 tweets that will be instantly relatable to anyone homeschooling right now

‘This is just funny …’