People are sharing things we do that make us officially old – these 24 are hideously relatable

Favourite 14 things people said about this picture of Boris Johnson with Emmanuel Macron

This woman’s trolling of the guy who corrected her typo on Twitter is A++

People have been sharing the worst date they’ve ever had – 29 total disasters

People loved ScotRail’s takedown of this idiot who got exactly what he deserved

This chef shared his ‘butter/marmite ratio’ and people really can’t handle it

People are sharing ‘signs you are getting fired’ – 19 favourites

Donald Trump quizzed about his love for the Bible tells you exactly how many times he’s read it

People are sharing the worst bathrooms they’ve ever seen and these 17 are truly terrible

Simply 37 times God won at Twitter

Katherine Ryan asked Twitter about her spider fright and there were some very biting replies

Children’s BBC ranked their favourite programmes and it’s fair to say not everyone agreed

Most infuriating thing you’ll see this week

‘Watching News at Ten and saw a reporter with no eyes and a big beard’

‘Favourite second par of the year from today’s Daily Star’

21 times people suffered the abject humiliation of mispronouncing a word in public

This tale of a guy who drove away from a petrol station without his girlfriend is just epic

Twitter exchange of the day