Nigel Farage was held hostage on his bus by fear of milkshakes – the only 7 reactions you need

People keep making the same mistake with this ‘creepily intelligent pet’ story (it had us at ‘Stormageddon’ frankly)

Just the perfect response to an American who tried to make a full English breakfast

Doctors (and patients) have been sharing the funniest things people said under anaesthetic – 27 of the best

Theresa May added to this Boots advert is the greatest thing you’ll see today

James Corden did a Reddit chat and it went about as well as you’d expect

Simply 7 fabulous pisstakes of this DUP politician’s condemnation of the Nigel Farage milkshake attack

The internet took the piss out of someone’s Thrones finale hot take – the 9 funniest reactions

Boris Johnson won’t be backing Theresa May’s ‘bold’ new Brexit offer – the only 4 replies you need

Joe Lycett’s letter to his MP about people protesting LGBT teaching in schools will have you cheering into next week

Venn diagram of the week

This guy decided to take the plunge – the water had other ideas

We can’t unsee this pubic hair-effect safety barrier – and now neither can you

13 favourite reactions to a Brexiter MP being called out for not being brexity enough

This Boris Johnson fan on LBC couldn’t name any of the MP’s Conservative values

Warning Sign of the Day

Explain Game of Thrones in one tweet – 19 unsullied replies (spoilers)

A politician’s bad take on the milkshake issue earned these 16 beautiful takedowns