‘Thought the delivery driver had died for a second there’

Geoffrey Boycott says he ‘couldn’t give a toss’ about knighthood backlash – 4 responses that say it all

This kid’s prediction of her future is a little too relatable

People are stumped at Geoffrey Boycott being awarded a knighthood – the only 8 reactions you need

This Australian house listing is like something from a Stephen King novel

‘101 ways to cope with stress’ went viral all over again and it’s the list we all need right now

This video of a dog eating a tomato went wildly viral and it’s a very satisfying watch

Positively the funniest 6 seconds you’ll watch today

Graham Norton explained Boris Johnson’s government and we don’t know whether to laugh or cry

This guy doing weird stuff with spaghetti is the Brexit antidote video you need right now

Piers Morgan’s sweary speech after he lost at the TV Choice awards (again) is an NSFW treat

Ringo Starr’s Brexit take cropped up again and split the internet

A maid of honour dressed as a T-rex for her sister’s wedding – and got away with it

There’s an NSFW Twitter account called ‘Sweary Bercow’ and let’s enjoy its foul-mouthed genius while we can

John Bercow’s standing down – 8 favourite times the Commons speaker was put to music

The Irish PM said he’d be Boris Johnson’s ‘Athena’ and it’s the subtlest, most savage burn you’ll hear this week

Donald Trump attacked ‘filthy mouthed’ Chrissy Teigen and her comeback was perfect (and filthy)

Piers Morgan’s not overly keen on the idea of a female James Bond – only 4 replies you need