Reports of a sewage leak in the House of Commons killed satire stone dead

There really is a debit card that miaows when you do contactless – and it could be your cat’s miaow

Just a good dog proving you don’t need speech to communicate

Simply 25 of the week’s funniest jokes

James O’Brien went toe-to-toe with Piers Morgan over his Brexit takedown and it’s riveting stuff

Rightwing youth group Turning Point UK came up with a ‘socialist starter pack’ – the only 7 responses you need

This is how they do smackdowns in the House of Lords (and it’s a very British affair)

Just a chilling (and very funny) insight into what it’s like to be part of Donald Trump’s backroom team

‘Kate Bush as Quality Street’ is the wholesome content we all need right now

Peter Shilton tweeted a bizarre criticism of Jeremy Corbyn and the replies were a delight

This police force’s takedown of a shoplifter who dropped their phone is A++

This cat picture’s pretty funny but it’s the comments that make it special

Even non-hockey fans will love the magnificence and sheer cheek of this goal

Remember Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s savage Brexit MP intro? He’s just done it again

15 funny reactions to Mark Francois going biblical on the House of Commons

Simply 14 very funny jokes about Brexit

You know you’re obsessed with Brexit when your 3-year-old does a great John Bercow impression

16 hilarious cheap cosplay solutions you won’t want to try