‘When your kid becomes attached to the squash you were going to cook for dinner’

This elephant ever so politely stepping over a walkway is just totally adorable

Simply 9 brilliant responses to parents complaining about LGBT lessons in schools

Just 6 funny tweets about the Article 50 petition site crashing while you wait for it to stop crashing

13 favourite things people are saying about signing the ‘Revoke Article 50’ petition

People are sharing what Florida Man was doing on their birthdays – 17 surreal headlines

Simply 17 pictures of Simon Cowell’s extraordinary jeans/shoes combos

This person trolls anti-vaxxers with a car seat analogy and it’s the perfect fit

James O’Brien’s brilliant Brexit rant is even more relevant today than it was 9 months ago

How Lorraine Kelly avoids paying tax is blowing people’s minds – 12 value-added responses

This is what it looks like when you drop 44 pints of ranch dressing

This explanation of what it means to be poor is incredibly powerful

An accidental voice-over at the end of Theresa May’s speech spoke for a nation

“Bill and Ted” thanking the fans is the most excellent thing you’ll see today

Theresa May’s Brexit statement was uncomfortable viewing – 26 one-star reviews

This ‘correct way to wake a sleeping dog’ is a real (doggy) treat

Scrabble guy wins Tinder this week

A sleeping woman was woken up by a very loud bit in this concert and her reaction is hilarious