People are sharing the words and phrases that would give them away – and it’s fab!

This dog looks just like its penis (more than a bit NSFW, obviously)

Ethan wins comeback of the week

You won’t believe these 21 celebrities’ “real” names – but you WILL laugh at them

Armando Iannucci made a jokey film pitch and suddenly it took on a life of its own

This young person’s electoral map of Britain is quite something

This guide to nasty autumn plants will take the edge off the changing seasons

This extraordinary 2 minutes of Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee is all you need to know about his presidency

Someone has found the best email subject line of all time – and it involves a sloth

22 very relatable definitions of “treason” Donald Trump might want to read

Donald Trump reacted badly to a White House mole and got totally owned – the funniest 26 comments

Jack Whitehall and the Rock is basically us any time we’ve ever been to the gym

This is a fascinating thread showing just how quickly the Salisbury suspects struck

Daily Mail readers furious that Doctor Who’s moved to Sunday could be our favourite episode yet

A glorious thread on the perils of giving your boss a lift home in a new car

Just a lovely (and very funny) tribute to the BBC’s Rachael Bland, who has died aged 40

BBC presenter Rachael Bland has died and this is one of the many, many tributes that have been paid

This card sent by a dog to its old master is giving people feelings