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Farmer gets revenge on flytipper who dumped rubbish on his land

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Five times Theresa May looked like a character from the Jungle Book

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Why UKIP may need to prioritise education on their manifesto

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Worst headline of all time leaves us shaken, not stirred

Watch this patient’s hilarious reaction to ketamine while doctors fix his broken ankle

How to use a wooden spoon to stop a small dog escaping

Illegally orange? Trump university speech has uncanny similarities to graduation address in Legally Blonde

BBC reporter Ben Brown makes a boob of himself

Turns out a cat’s back paw will always follow the place their front paw has stepped

Heineken’s response after a drunk driver crashes into their building

This exchange will have you howling (at the moon)