Good news! The Office for National Statistics have officially defined what a hipster is

James Blunt has basically turned his Twitter feed into an ad for his new album

This time Google has simply gone too far

Are Topshop’s ‘clear knee mom jeans’ a sign of the end of the world?

Daily Mail readers planning electrified Hadrian’s Wall ahead of second Scottish independence vote

“Mad Men” meets mad man, with these Donald Trump quotes added to sexist 1950’s ads

Man orders Cheeseburger with no bun, burger and no other bits and says, “Not sure what I expected”

A mum posts a list of rules for when she’s hiding in the bathroom trying to get 5 minutes of peace

Forget about microwaves and smart TVs – now vibrators are spying on us

Will Smith + bungee jump = Uncle Phil

TV pick of the week

Man races a London tube train on foot and it’s a total thrill ride

Church sign accidentally promotes atheism (AKA why spacing matters)

People have been retweeting this tweet from 2015. Can’t think why

Journalist asks 158 Irish MPs if they like Beyoncé

Photoshopping the eyes from Pixar’s Cars onto the cars from Mad Max: Fury Road suggests the best film Pixar never made

Someone at the British Library who’s been naming the wifi has a fine eye for puns

People have been thinking up new names for the UK if Scotland votes for independence