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Thought for the day

Lennu, the ‘First Dog’ of Finland, is a very good boy

In the event of the apocalypse, these people were planning to get very, very high

Storm Doris hits Britain. It’s wheelie bin windy

If La La Land was directed by David Lynch

Katy Perry trolls Donald Trump and Theresa May at the Brits

How to prepare for Storm Doris

35 funny notes left at work that can only be described as “office shenanigans”

Happy birthday, Underage Drinker #1 from Hot Fuzz!

People are saying that viral cycling video is fake AF

A very honest reason for a delayed flight

A talented parrot signs Rihanna’s bits in Eminem’s “The Monster”

Theresa May suffers ‘blue screen of death’ during Prime Minister’s Questions

Cunning plan of the day

Iron Crotch masters demonstrate their ‘ball-breaking stamina’

Reporter excitedly live tweets a bull on the loose in New York

This cyclist’s response to being abused by a white van man will make you gasp