What your football club badge would look like if it was in the Simpsons

Donald Trump – first president without a pet in 150 years (apart from the one on his head)

Grandad of the year at a Derby vs Hull match

The ‘dadbag’ – when you want a dad bod but not all the junk food that goes with it

The new Apprentice trailer is completely nuts (with respect, Lord Sugar)

This is the weirdest, most unexpected end to a presidential press conference ever

New Yorker cartoon nails 70% of what’s wrong with the world right now

Pizzas, parrot, and putting the kettle on – London reacts to the Parsons Green bomb

This burn on a man’s hand looks exactly like a dick

This woman claims her coffee machine sounds like The Hardest Button to Button by the White Stripes – do you think she’s correct?

Farewell, Liam ‘action man’ Neeson

Apple advertising in 1977, 1997 & 2017

This “sort we couldn’t read your electricity meter” note gets very scary very quick

This woman looks like Laura Dern and she has a whole Instagram account dedicated to demonstrating it

Two headlines from today’s news that prove that we live in Chris Morris’s world

“If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do”

That thing when you mistake poster paint for face paint

Weakest Link clip goes viral because it’s the best Anne Robinson takedown you’ll see