This just happened on Countdown. Ooh er missus!

Someone at The Times won a bet. Or needs a holiday

Not the first to say it, but definitely the most succinct

Hormonal, aggressive, loud. Help, my horse is a Trump!

Watching someone make a spam sandwich has no right to be this much fun

Professional tennis match interrupted by “adult noises” in the stands

Coachella vs Glastonbury

The 18 movie poster cliches – and what they tell you about the film

The ‘wake up song’ played on loudspeakers in Pyongyang is incredibly eerie

Daily Mail ‘Crush the Saboteurs’ front page: ‘chilling, fascistic, deranged’. And what Lenin said in 1918

Two recent incidents of goose harassment to remind you that all geese are bastards

“Someone on Facebook has just discovered the concept of plants”

“I made a longcat”

“It does exist!”

“Boy, that escalated quickly.”

People are sharing the “dentist knows you haven’t flossed” of other professions and they’re pretty interesting

Smiths & Joy Division lyrics mysteriously appearing in double yellow lines in Manchester

“Been contacted by a man who found my wallet at Reading 2003, took £10 out to buy cider and held an annual drinking competition in my honour”