Smashmouth recreated from Windows XP sounds is the stuff of nightmares

Piers Morgan and JK Rowling in epic four-letter Twitter fight over Donald Trump

Piers Morgan being told to “f-ck off” live on TV is one of our highlights of the year

Trump wants this photo of his dodgy tan removed from the internet. Please do not share.

Everyone is talking about the Japanese PM’s face after he shook hands with Donald Trump

This mashup of the White House Press Secretary and Jay from the Inbetweeners is wonderfully filthy

10 Hollywood films made more British

This simple riddle went viral and will drive you completely nuts

Wizard! It’s Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

We like this dictionary of alternative definitions. Don’t be an askhole, read it!

This antique shop in Henley-on-Thames seems a bit harsh

Major air, land and sea rescue called off after missing man found having pint in pub

Criminals are getting very creative these days

These bathroom doors have very appropriate wood grain

Trying to do anything on a ship during a big storm looks hilariously frustrating

‘Britain First Spain’ spectacularly miss the point when asked about the quality of foreign hospitals

Hillary Clinton’s perfect trolling of Donald Trump

So this is why you shouldn’t use a flash when photographing your sheep in the sunset