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Boris Johnson poked in the face with a microphone. Simple pleasures!

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A hawk hood improved with a pair of googly eyes

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Gary Lineker owns Piers Morgan and Donald Trump on Twitter

New (eye)ball please! We know it’s Monday but it could be worse, you could be this umpire

A man heroically puts everything he’s got into opening a gate for some firefighters

“I do not want any engraving, just leave the metal plate blank. No engraving.”

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