‘The year was 2017 …’ Why we’re all living in Pamela Anderson’s Barb Wire world now

A handy guide to new dictionary definitions, 2017-style

What better way to celebrate Easter than with a crucified rabbit made out of toast?

The world as you know it is over – McVitie’s say the chocolate is on the bottom of their biscuits, not the top

Trump: can remember what cake he was eating when he launched missiles, just not which country he attacked

Talented chicken pianist plays an operatic aria that will bring tears to your eyes

Labour wins council election because UKIP candidate got the name of their party wrong

Never trust a toddler, or leave one alone with a fridge full of eggs

Remember the ‘fearless girl’ statue? Now the ‘charging bull’ sculptor says it violates his rights

Red panda is alarmed at an encounter with… a rock?

As sure as night follows day, this copper was going to fall arse over tit

Pun explosion as police save bacon of runaway pig causing motorway chaos

Woody really does write a great book dedication

A wonderfully ridiculous Rage Against The Machine cover played on toys

Dog gets its own ‘peeking spot’ in a fence

London tube train turned into ‘fully fledged rave night’. Brilliant

If Twitter this week was a person he’d be …

A roundup of the 6 best supermarket offers this Easter