Trump asks “Will I someday be on Mount Rushmore?” and the internet answers

Kern’s Corner: Islam and chips

Bristol restaurant repays a one-star reviewer by creating a cocktail in their honour

Here’s a great bit of trivia most Star Wars fans won’t know

This is what Hillary Clinton’s new book about the 2016 Presidential campaign is called

A handy scale comparison

If you have an iPhone you should say this to Siri RIGHT NOW

“Well, that doesn’t seem like a proportional response”

“There are people online who recreate the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event using Bernard Matthews Turkey Dinosaurs and it’s amazing”

Five years ago today Jeremy Hunt almost killed someone with a bell

Is someone really selling 734 “Photographs of Kate Garraway – all taken my from my television”?

Liam Fox’s top 12 chlorinated chicken recipes

Whoever installed these motion sensors didn’t really think it through

Here’s some obscenely messy computer desktops to stress out neat freaks

Alt-right mouthpiece gets a terrific lesson on diversity in Roman Britain

These sequels are getting out of hand

“Vegetarians that love a chicken wing” – Australian chef goes to war on picky eaters

Nigel Farage forgets rule 2 of the internet: “don’t stand in front of easily photoshoppable posters”