FBI documents reveals the world’s worst pickup line

Furious pink shirted man goes “full Basil Fawlty” and tries to put everyone under citizen’s arrest

5 bits of wisdom from Danny Dyer

Yoga mystery solved – this is what the ‘downward dog’ is for

Finally, someone has run Emilia Clarke’s eyebrows through image stabilisation software

Ease yourself into the week with every “that’s what she said” joke from the US version of The Office

The complaints that your average supermarket has to put with on social media are hilarious

Watching this teacher discover something rude on her blackboard and try and keep it together is delightful

Dads. Check your privacy settings before leaving sad notes on “adult” accounts

Note which asks people to “wrap stools” and leave them on their desk goes viral

Tom Hiddleston being caught looking at a woman’s chest will make you wish your errors of judgement would be considered charming too

We’ve all seen faceswaps go wrong but this is better than average

Roller coaster camera captures the split second a woman loses her phone

Donald Trump’s press secretary Sean Spicer has resigned. Here’s his 7 greatest hits

Revealed: Prince Philip’s ultra-secret Spotify playlist

“Found out why my alarm didn’t go off at 9:30”

‘The ’90s are back baby!’

It’s Friday, so here’s an absolutely awful poem about going to Wetherspoon’s