Everything you need to know about flying ant day

Get the most out of Wimbledon fortnight with these 14 tennis twop twips

The woman who cleaned Trump’s Hollywood star got nothing but piss taking for her trouble

Your 11-tweet guide to the Tories’ new poster fogey, Jacob Rees-Mogg

‘Melania won’t give him her phone number so he sends all his texts on Twitter’

Man attempts to wash his gigantic Pyrenees dog

All the characters in Guess Who? replaced with Norfolk County Council Conservative councillors

Bloke nicks towel from kid at Wimbledon, becomes most hated man in SW19

Erdoğan demands the sun is arrested after publicly mocking him

People have got the hump with Charles and Camilla for laughing at traditional Inuit ‘throat singing’

This tattoo removal shop might want to rethink their logo

‘Unfortunate name for a book’

Here’s Thomas the Tank Engine’s “true form”

‘Congratulations Brian’

‘Still don’t know how I got away with a huge hip flask as my prom clutch’

Donald Trump getting lost on the runway is like a 41-second silent movie of his entire presidency

Dad confiscates his daughter’s phone then puts this note under her door

“Roses are red, love can be fleeting”