Close pubs and ban burkas to ‘boost vitamin D intake’ – five UKIP manifesto pledges we haven’t made up

Leonardo Dicaprio’s unusual way of hiding from the paparazzi inspired some Photoshop gold

Donald’s weird handshake with Macron suggests “handpump” Trump is feeling the pressure

Amazing moment Manchester crowd sings Don’t Look Back in Anger after minute’s silence

People are STILL having fun with those photos of Donald Trump and the Pope

Suffolk UKIP candidate proposes local traffic solutions… and asteroid mining

James Blunt wins tweet of the week. Again

Extraordinary moment a Republican candidate ‘body slammed’ a Guardian journalist

What’s your Daily Mail columnist name?

This Scottish person teaching an American some Scottish slang has a spectacular pay off

Caption of the day

This kind genius is running a service where he’ll fix your photo for free

This chat between Roger Moore and a local newspaper is still one of the best things that ever happened on Twitter

UKIP have found the perfect way to launch their manifesto today

People are STILL having fun with those photos of Donald Trump and the Pope

You’ve got to see the Pope’s face when he turns to look at Donald Trump. You’ve just got to

South Korean politician makes quite an entrance when arriving at Seoul airport

American gets an excellent lesson in Scottish on social media