People have been coming up with new mottos for United Airlines. Here are the best so far

You’ll forgive Balliol beating Monkman when you see the University Challenge winners’ Daily Mail takedown

Why the guy who needs 18m retweets for a year’s supply of nuggets isn’t the biggest winner

Height-shaming woman owned by body-hating bloke on Tinder. Match made in heaven

Looks like Donald Trump *might* have some compassion after all

Monkman beaten in University Challenge grand final: “Worse than Brexit”

Can’t quite get our heads round this genuine US police anti-drugs video

Man makes a spectacularly unsubtle escape from a BBC interview

This IKEA has a “Relationship Saving Station”

University Challenge contestant Eric Monkman takes a trip to the movies

New Pepsi ad ‘a vast improvement’

What happens when you call your wife a ‘sandwich maker’ as she prepares your lunch

Simply ten of the best Withnail & I quotes

People have been “mansplaining” songs, in case you don’t understand them

Rotating snake optical illusion breaks cat’s brain

This Twitter project to hunt down the source photos for the Sgt Pepper cover is fascinating #SgtPepperPhotos

You’re not going to see a better picture / caption combo today

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