When you’re doubly annoyed you missed your parcel because a duck delivered it

‘My sister cuts the faces off baby dolls’ is the eeriest thing you’ll see this week

‘To avoid further confusion’

People are remembering when Theresa May’s chief of staff did this

Scottish gritters have the best names and you can follow them live

Big Narstie did the weather on Good Morning Britain and he should do it every day

John Cleese has thought up the only good reason we’ve heard for Virgin Trains agreeing to unban the Daily Mail

News from a vegan facebook group: meat-eaters eating tofu is “appropriation”

Andrea Leadsom backs the Sun’s Brexit stamps campaign and the responses are first class

Sharon Stone was asked if she’d ever faced sexual harassment and her response went viral

The most read stories on the Glasgow Evening Times just hit ‘peak Glasgow’

This detail about Gwen Stafani’s relationship will make you lose the will to give

“Alexa, show us the least relatable problem that’s ever been published”

These 30 seconds of Jurgen Klopp are the best post-match interview you’ll see this season

Mike Read hosted a Q&A with Chevy Chase and it went full Partridge/David Brent

This terrible photo retouching has to be seen to be believed

What falls faster – the ball or the bottle of water?

People are being freaked out by this guy’s face and you’ll have to look very closely to work out what’s going on