Man tries to jump the Tube barrier and gets his penis stuck in the gates

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Daily Mail reader lays into Sydney for celebrating New Year before us

Virgin Trains reply to a complaint about sexism by being even more sexist

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4 ways to recycle your old Christmas cards

Happy new rail fare increase day everyone! Our favourite 12 responses online

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Superdrug are selling a lipstick called “Gordon Brown” and people have opinions

The most “Telegraph headline of the day” goes to this Telegraph headline

This woman has shared her argument with her cobbler and it reads like the best Seinfeld episode you’ve never seen

These extracts from “Dorling Kindersley’s Great Sex Games” have gone viral as they’re like a sex guide written by Alan Partridge

The 10 funniest Donald Trump moments of 2017

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Our funniest Donald Trump moment of 2017 – when he was owned by Emmanuel Macron

This ‘bubble freezing’ is very beautiful

What happened when someone asked if you could defend women’s rights and be a practising Muslim

This lovely new year’s poem will strike a chord with most of us (not Nick Clegg though)