Seagull spotted in Torquay with stolen false teeth

This sign outside a Bristol pub is pretty on the nose

This car is pretty much guaranteed to crash

This sandwich alignment chart will help you quantify your bread based lunch decisions

This old Doonesbury cartoon is borderline prophetic about Trump

“My mom photocopies recipes off of her iPad”

23 faces hidden in ordinary objects

Why sub-editors are important

This guide to “beatnik” jargon is properly fascinating and er.. the “ginchiest”

This transcript from the Apollo 10 flight includes astronauts dealing with a “turd” floating in zero gravity

This is the best book review you’ll read today

This photo of a sleeping woman dropping her pizza on the tube at 8am is all of us

This Economist journalist’s Twitter thread has gone viral because it tells uncomfortable truths about Theresa May’s negotiating position

Is this the most “Telegraph” letter ever?

Tory election poster typo “STONG and stable government” actually means something about penises

‘So is this the sort of stuff they teach at church now?’

Lovely moment Theresa May appears to forget where the hell she is

Best winner of a competition to name anything, ever