At last, a thoughtful answer to a classic question

‘Professor: Make a music video over any subject we’ve covered and I’ll curve your overall grade’

Here’s Donald Trump impressing his Japanese hosts with his massive intellect

‘Yep! Someone is actually peeling a potato at Liam Gallagher’s gig in Bethnal Green tonight’

Just in case you’re not already suitably enraged by the Paradise Papers leak

The most inspirational and heartwarming video you’ll see this week

Reporter can’t say his name without moving his head and it’s unreasonably entertaining

That rare and wonderful moment when a politician speaks for the entire nation

Donald Trump says more gun control would have killed more people in Texas

Any plans tonight? Liam Gallagher‏ needs your help

So this is how we’ve been getting away with it for so long…

America first! Trump’s luxury golf resort granted visas for 70 foreign workers

The ultimate ‘f-ck you’ to paparazzi who try to sell photos of you naked

The only three jokes you need to read about Priti Patel’s “freelance diplomacy”

‘Thanks to whoever made Boris Johnson’s Wiki page a bit more honest’

“Sgt Pepper 2017” is a moving tribute to the celebs we’ve lost this year and it’ll make you have feelings

People think this is the first glimpse of the new John Lewis Christmas ad

“My dog became a shark when I bought new carpet”