‘Kitty accidentally pressed the turbo button’

When the Guardian annoyed Alan Shearer so much he denied ever playing with toys as a kid

Here’s the worst acted (and longest) death scene in a movie ever witnessed

‘I adapted it’

Turns out the handle on a car ceiling has got a name and it makes perfect sense

This cartoon went viral because it feels brutal but necessary right now

Someone made this game for their babyshower and now everyone’s playing it

‘RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa’

It’s official: Donald Trump is a complete and utter winker

These dogs sent to comfort victims of the Las Vegas shooting will make you have feelings

Grant Shapp’s signature tells you all you need to know about him

Real-world ‘tortoise and the hare’ proves uncannily accurate

You’ll have to watch closely to see what got the biggest cheer at the England game last night

This complicated and deeply unnecessary “peanut butter hack” was a recipe for mockery

“I asked for extra spicy Pad Thai today”

Why Liam Gallagher is the undisputed king of the payoff, exhibit 149

This joke will change how you see the chain “Cashino” forever

If you can read this list of “made up American names” from a 90s Japanese baseball game without laughing you’re better people than us