Meanwhile in Washington

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First Brexit, then Trump … now the meteors have started

Trump’s latest executive order – the one where he turns into the devil

Piers Morgan owned by Channel 4’s Jon Snow on Twitter

“Donaeld The Unready” tweets as if Trump is a mad medieval king

These pictures nail who’s really in charge at the White House

28 laughably desperate tweets moaning about non-existent problems

Twitter calls the shots after Trump’s “accumulation of data” rant

Boris Johnson poked in the face with a microphone. Simple pleasures!

Cornish Donald Trump wants to build a wall with Devon

A hawk hood improved with a pair of googly eyes

Poundland are selling some really romantic Valentine’s gifts

All the European countries that have trolled Trump with “introduction” videos

Gary Lineker owns Piers Morgan and Donald Trump on Twitter

New (eye)ball please! We know it’s Monday but it could be worse, you could be this umpire

A man heroically puts everything he’s got into opening a gate for some firefighters

“I do not want any engraving, just leave the metal plate blank. No engraving.”