David Davis returns to London after successfully concluding Brexit negotiations

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UKIP are accidentally advertising a porn site via posters at their conference

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“I think someone forgot their spacing”

Sneaky peak at the new Steven Seagal movie – this fight scene is awesome!

13 of our favourite poems on National Poetry Day

7 distinctly dubious scenes spotted in children’s books

What to do if you come face to face with a lion – whip out the Bubble Magic

When you realise people are watching so you pretend you’re having deep thoughts

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‘Hugh Hefner’s gone and so is the job of the person who did this’

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