At least someone had a good 2017

The replies to this will win your vote

Someone at Poundland appears to have started the eggnog a bit early this year

All the Damian Green jokes you need right now (plus a few more)

Top 10 funniest Donald Trump moments – when he met Angela Merkel

‘One of the most achingly true things I’ve ever read about Christmas’

This sticky tape impressionist is very busy at this time of year

David Davis said he’d resign if Damian Green was sacked and people are very keen to remind him

Someone was inspired by their neighbour’s Christmas lights to do something different

People love this ball boy’s reaction to Bristol City’s last minute winner over Manchester United

Mike Pence’s ‘prayer of thanks’ to Donald Trump is the most bizarre, toe-curling thing you’ll see this year

He literally doesn’t understand how clothes work and the responses fit just perfectly

This creepy “bathe in my milk” website will give you so many questions and we’re not sure we want the answers

“Another great actor lost to alcohol and drugs”

The internet is giggling about Damian Green being sacked after porn being found on his computer and here’s the funniest 10 tweets

Picture Quiz – Theresa May or Zelda from Terrahawks?

‘Be more patriotic about cheese,’ says Michael Gove

Tory MP’s ‘positive Conservative vision’ of the future is the weirdest thing you’ll see this week