‘Hope you enjoy “cat startled by another cat in a bag” as much as I did’

Today’s Daily Mail front page translated

Alex Jones attempting to interview Alexa is this week’s best minute of TV

Noisiest, funniest (most dangerous?) intro to a BBC news item you’ll ever see

Man voted Brexit because of ‘too many brown faces’ in the supermarket and it explains a lot, sadly

Build an international communication system, they said. It’ll herald a new age of enlightenment, they said

Trump is not at all happy about this photo. Please do not share.

10 Morrissey memes that’ll make even the most depressed Smiths fan grin from ear to ear

10 funniest Donald Trump moments of the year – number 9

We dedicate this cartoon to Brexit

Tile shop refuses to sell tiles to men without note from wife because they’re getting “too many returns”

The newspaper letter you’ll want to read at the end of a long week

This Christmas poem is funny, clever and a gentle reminder to look after your tree

Politician’s response to his colleague touching his arm is most bizarre thing you’ll see this week

A newspaper posed this question and got exactly the responses it deserved

Film review of the day

This little girl’s attempt to say ‘apricot’ is utterly charming

Theresa May’s Brexit deal in full – 14 of our favourite responses to help take the edge off it