If you’re not feeling festive then Theresa May will get you in the Christmas spirit

5 alternative nativities

Buying gifts for men is difficult but Amazon have got it covered with their “box, sheet & egg” combo present

Sir Ian McKellen visits school and tells children “if you don’t revise for your exams You Shall Not Pass” and it’s wonderful

Donald Trump pronouncing Puerto Rico weirdly is the weirdest thing you’ll see Donald Trump do until the next weird thing he does

We can all identify with this sign outside a Nottingham pub

This Donald Trump-Roy Moore cartoon is about as dark as it gets

The BBC had the perfect payoff for this Cambridge paper’s front page fail

The 8 angriest tweets you need to read about David Davis

Someone’s posted a video of their commute past the wildfires in California and it’s astonishing

This guy shaved his head and got so badly sunburned he could do this

Turns out heated car seats aren’t just there for keeping your backside warm

Why David Davis before MPs today was basically the Monty Python cheese shop sketch

This newspaper made a most unfortunate mistake with its front page headline

David Davis admits he hasn’t done his Brexit homework – our favourite responses online

This hard news story has all the puns you’ll need this week

‘Still the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen’

People are doing stunts with Thomas the Tank Engine and it’s our new favourite thing