A thorough scientific analysis of why giant crumpets are a huge slice of disappointment

The car you used to draw when you were a kid actually exists

The checklist for psychopaths is more like the 20 stages of going for a quiet drink after work

This Sunday Telegraph letter from Professor Hawking in response to Jeremy Hunt is straight FIRE

This petting chart nails the difference between cats and dogs

This woman is rating Donald Trump’s tweets and “he’s really all over the place”

People are saying this “pink globe” is sexist and have lots of opinions about it

Guardian food critic Jay Rayner comparing eating crab to sex will make you think “poor Mrs Rayner”

‘Forget everything you’ve ever heard about geniuses’

11 best guesses what’s really going on with Ivanka Trump’s ‘beautiful letters’

Combine Donald Trump with Boris Johnson and you get which Hollywood actor?

When a message can be taken in one of two ways

White Van Man Walker

Deal of the week

Hope you’re enjoying Alan Partridge on Good Morning Britain as much as us

Someone’s turned that Donald Trump eclipse picture into, well, see for yourself

Huge leap forward in smartphone technology

Best Twitter comeback you’ll see this week