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The “Imperial March” from Star Wars played on a coffee stirrer

If you want to hear a man repeating the phrase “Oi, fack orff mate” then this is for you!

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This is not the note you want to find on your smashed up car

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“Sorting paperwork, wife asked if I still needed my guitar sheet music”

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When you have to send a Christmas card but don’t feel very festive

This is probably not the best way to fill out a job application

You can tell the age of a Christmas tree by counting the lines of tape around its box

This database of “Brexetical Knowledge” might come in handy

You might get something in your eye after watching this Polish Christmas ad

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Man gets schooled by Yorkshire Tea after complaining on Twitter