Man hums along with car alarm and makes a cool, catchy little tune that’ll get stuck in your head

This guy asked the internet to guess what he does for a living and the first reply was pure comedy

Parent watching Fireman Sam spots scene that looks rather filthy actually

Donald Trump’s Time magazine ‘person of the year’ rant – 12 funniest responses online

Best video of a man stuck in a glass lift you’ll see this week

People are enjoying James Blunt’s takedown of Piers Morgan, appears to hit the right note

Who’s a good boy? Video of dog saving woman from street robbery goes viral

Andy Murray smashes Donald Trump with savage takedown that has everyone cheering

We really, really hope someone took this guy up on his offer

When you go to a Steps gig and it’s so good you carry on in the car park

Looking forward to Kill Bill 3

Piers Morgan is rowing with Olly Murs about causing Twitter panics and it feels very 2017

Daily Mail offers a reminder why you should always check tweets before sharing

The only good thing to come out of Black Friday …

11 favourite ways the nation gave two fingers to Black Friday

When your friends want you to go out but all you want to do is go home and watch telly

25 examples of why you will never own such weird stuff as your parents

Enjoy reading all the bad sex award literature quotes from 2005 to now – phew it’s HOT stuff