When your friends want you to go out but all you want to do is go home and watch telly

25 examples of why you will never own such weird stuff as your parents

Enjoy reading all the bad sex award literature quotes from 2005 to now – phew it’s HOT stuff

Best white van you’ll see this week

This Tom Baker voiceover recording is brilliant – Toast of London, but better

Every episode of Blue Planet II in 7 tweets

The Black Friday rush that will make you proud to be British

When you realise Donald Trump respects turkeys more than women

You’ve not had a Sunday lunch as weird as this Daily Mail reader’s letter

Have you seen a cartoon that better nails Brexit?

11 most BRITISH tweets about Black Friday

Funny story about a girl irritating by her brother “ruining Thanksgiving” with his obsession with the philosopher Foucault

Don’t forget…

The responses to this tweet about hotel room numbers were historically funny

If you read only one Donald Trump transcript this week, read this one

When you’re accidentally invited to a birthday party and end up going anyway

Pie firm suffers northern backlash after epic gravy fail

Someone counted who gets all the lines in Netflix’s ‘no mans land’ western, Godless