This series of texts about a date going wrong is dividing the internet

Someone has added a Game of Thrones spoiler to this lift

This “Why Snow and Confetti Ruin YouTube Video Quality” video is going viral

Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ recreated entirely with animal sounds is as bizarre as you’d expect

10 tips for using the London Underground

This child has given the most goth answer you could imagine to an ordinary school worksheet

10 unexpectedly weird encounters on Chatroulette

Woman gets revenge on cheating ex by genius use of Game of Thrones AND social media

This story about the UK army makes it sound like something from Blackadder

Polite message

This discussion about toy guns in a real-world zombie survival game gets very ridiculous very quickly

Whoever named these Canadian streets clearly couldn’t be bothered

Bored security guards play a simple yet mean prank on their colleague

Highlights from a “Star Wars-themed pug parade” are what you need to start the week

Meanwhile in France

People are taking the piss out of the Department For Work & Pensions attempt at a “cool” tweet

Anyone who’s been to a fan convention will enjoy this guy getting photos with the Star Wars cast

A first look at the next generation of Pokémon