Penny for them? 5 thoughts for Bonfire night

This goalkeeper really did mistake the penalty spot for the ball

‘Enjoy the brief moment your brain says this is a photo of a crowd at a concert’

Uma Thurman’s devastating response to the sex assault scandal is basically Kill Bill 3

‘Watching people return this dropped hat is unreasonably thrilling’

Someone’s done research into how Donald Trump responds to terror attacks

Amazing that this happened. Tatler magazine obviously didn’t get the memo

Correction of the day

This infomercial for ‘Brain Force Plus’ is unintentionally hilarious

A brilliant mash-up of Ivanka Trump’s call for sexual equality – and her dad

Someone found Donald Trump in their dog’s ear and people are totally weirded out

Brilliant moment Jo Brand told HIGNFY panel to take sexual harassment seriously

A (spicy) short story in 4 very clever parts

This is very clever – a Bruce Springsteen song illustrated with pictures of Donald Trump

Someone put audio of Hell’s Kitchen on Gordon Ramsay’s kids show and it’s perfect

‘Telegraph Premium is like walking away from the most boring man in the pub’

‘Had a long week? Tell me about it mate’

7 times the new defence secretary was pure Alan Partridge