‘Go home bin, you’re drunk’

Forget about Britain’s Got Talent, this dog could win The X Factor

Your world will be a little bit brighter after seeing this picture

Hard hats are not the issue with this Russian health and safety poster

Boris Johnson accidentally stumbles in on Theresa May while she is still getting dressed

Today’s debate – is this worse for the husband, or the wife?

People are giggling at Gemma Collins’ outfit and it’ll make you giggle too

Your essential guide to today’s Daily Mail front page

You might need to look at this security camera setup twice to see exactly why it’s utterly useless

This ‘poorly drawn cat’ account will make you go “aww, that’s kinda cute, and odd, but cute”

This woman has worked out the best way to game gullible men on Tinder

Did you know MI6 once recommended using semen for invisible ink?

This complaint about Virgin Media WiFi will make you laugh

Finally Clippy gave some useful advice

Waterstones has taken Andrea Leadsom’s Jane Austen ‘greatest living author’ gaffe and is running with it

“How I made $290,000 selling books”

A handy 23-word guide to Donald Trump’s first six months as President

Either Donald Trump didn’t realise Japan’s First Lady could speak English, or she totally owned him