Toxic by Britney Spears, with added shitty flute and kazoos

The BHS in Swansea has a blue plaque for Philip Green

Boy calls the police after his mum does something utterly unthinkable

Congratulations to the person in Macclesfield trying to sell this “bear egg”

Man caught at urinal with McDonalds dinner at his feet

This woman is exacting 17 years worth of revenge on a man who cheated on her

Man can’t concentrate on flight because another man has squished ears

“No wonder it’s called BT Infinity when it’s only recommended by 9 out 10,000,000 people.”

Brexit hitting Britain hard: Poundland putting prices up to more than a pound

“My friend met some cute kids in Chiang Mai”

“A girl I work with posted this on snapchat.”

People have been taking the piss out this replacement baby Jesus statue head

Phil Collins touring again means it’s open season on Phil Collins jokes: here’s 8 of the BEST

This is a great motto to live your life by

Cheshire police breathalyse a young driver after she admits to drinking a “couple of bottles”

12 pictures of petty annoyances

Is this the most pointless book ever?

Just how many series of Downton Abbey were there?