‘Best single-paragraph horror story I’ve seen’ goes viral

Guy asks people to photoshop his dog ‘like this’. Here’s what happened next

This excuse for wannabe novelists went viral because it’s funny and true

The New Zealand Police should probably give internet memes a miss

An important way GBBO could set a good example to younger viewers

If you had a nightmare with the new train timetables, then these 1981 journey times might help (or not)

Why the machines will never win

When you take a cat as backup but it’s more scared of the mouse than you are

‘Congratulations to Friedrich Nietzsche on his new role at CNN!’

Today’s Venn diagram

Dutch satire show makes ad to highlight America’s ‘Nonsensical Rifle Addiction’

We can all learn from this woman who pretended to be blind for 28 years to avoid interacting with people

“Oh dear. Did someone at the Telegraph forget to remove the caption below the photograph?”

“My dad likes reading so I got him a Kindle for is birthday. He’s using it as a bookmark.”

Pete Tong reading out his Radio 1 website address in 1995 has to be heard to be believed

Donald Trump takes credit for the word ‘fake’ and JK Rowling had the perfect response

These old booze adverts aimed at ‘bored housewives’ are just fantastic

54-second video that captures America’s gun problem goes viral