What happens if you hesitate when telling a waiter your name

Man sent home from work for wearing shorts in 30°C heat comes back in a dress

People don’t know how to take the news that Ed Miliband is a Napalm Death fan

Look what happens when you search for the Tory party 2017 manifesto

Mapped: the hottest, stinkiest, sweatiest lines on the Tube (answer: all of them)

How they’ve been dealing with the heatwave in Texas

We remember the marvellous occasion when Huw Edwards lost the news

People have been sharing ‘things you can say both during sex and during a funeral’

How tough is the president of Costa Rica? THIS tough

There’s something not quite right about this picture, but we can’t put our finger on it

Amazing moment two elephants save their young calf from drowning

What happens when you ask an old teacher to be friends with you on Facebook

‘Peppa Pig is getting dark’

Man plots wonderfully long-term revenge on the council after they cut down his tree

Ed Miliband’s Radio 2 show goes down the toilet

Some excellent travel advice for London Underground passengers during the heatwave

Comments sections on porn sites: the last refuge of good manners?

It’s hot out, so here’s a pig enjoying an ice lolly